In my store last week, my pretty upscale fragrance and soap boutique this woman comes up to me at the back of the store and says:
"I hope you did that on purpose!"
I stared at her thinking.... what on purpose? cut my boob off? or my hair? which dumb question are you asking me lady?
I politely replied What? My hair? No, I am in chemo....
I wanted to say "yes, and next week my store will be filled with skulls and beds of nails and my swastika tattoo will be on above my right ear!" and stick my tongue out at her.